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Boogers Are My Beat

More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

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The New York Times calls him “the funniest man in America,” and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide.
In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on:
• The scientific search for the world’s funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word “weasel”)
• RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot
• Outwitting “smart” kitchen appliances and service contracts
• Elections in Florida (“You can’t spell Florida without ‘duh’”)
• The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating
• The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui
• The choice between death and taxes
And much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11.
Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. His most recent books, Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down and the novels Big Trouble and Tricky Business, were national bestsellers. He lives in Miami, Floriduh.
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      December 1, 2003
      Oftentimes, the best way to experience a work of humor is to hear it delivered by the author himself, but regrettably, Barry does not lend his voice to this production. Instead, Hill reads this collection of columns—covering everything from the 2000 presidential election to the trials of fatherhood and ice fishing—in a halting manner, his cadence as uneven as a dirt road in North Dakota (a state which Barry good-naturedly makes fun of and which retaliated by naming a sewage pumping facility after him). Although Hill's voice is pleasant enough, his tendency to overemphasize unimportant words and de-emphasize others to the point where they're almost inaudible detracts rather than adds to the humor in these pieces. Indeed, the best segment of this audio book is the last and least humorous, when Hill adopts a straight face and a smoother rhythm to read Barry's moving essays on life after 9/11 and what it means to be a hero. Listeners will be left wishing Hill had employed this reading style throughout instead of trying to add drama and humor to these already amusing pieces. Simultaneous release with the Crown hardcover (Forecasts, June 23).

    • Library Journal

      May 15, 2003
      The "lies" are typical Barry humor, but there are also thoughtful columns on 9/11.

      Copyright 2003 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Booklist

      July 1, 2003
      Barry has never been as funny as he is in this rip-roaring, hilarious new collection of columns, which parodies everything from the 2000 election snafu to so-called smart appliances. Barry went to the Republican and Democratic primaries, where he saw Republicans "'getting down' as only Republicans can" and Al Gore give a "speech that really 'rocked the house.'" Next Dave is off to the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, where he grapples with the some of the competitors' amusing names and the controversy surrounding the French skating judge. ("Don't trust any judge with two first names," Dave sagely cautions.) But lest readers begin to think Dave only goes to high-profile places, he also includes several essays about his trip to North Dakota, a state he often gently pokes fun at. North Dakotan politicians entreat him to visit the state, and when he does, they name a sewage lift-station for him. Barry also tackles cell phones, " feng shui," and deck building, with nothing less than outrageously funny results. The collection concludes with two moving pieces on the aftermath of September 11 and the bravery of the passengers on Flight 93. Whether funny or serious, Barry is always on target. This work on the "booger beat" is nothing short of excellent.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2003, American Library Association.)

    • Library Journal

      August 1, 2003
      A Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist, Barry has been entertaining readers across the globe with his appealing mix of humor and commentary. In his latest book (after Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down), he riffs on topics such as presidential elections, cheating at the Olympic Games, airport security, and RV camping at Wal-Mart. For the most part, the humor is in the vein of the title, but it is intended to get the audience's attention so that Barry can make his political or personal points rather than shock his audience. This reviewer particularly enjoyed the piece about his sharing his daughter's taste for Bear in the Big Blue House, because she was a fan of certain children's TV programs when her own children were small (rest in peace, Mr. Rogers-die, Little Ponies!). Likely to circulate well as we all absorb the effects and observe the ramifications of current political and military decisions on our "normal" lives, this book is recommended for all public libraries. [Previewed in Prepub Alert, LJ 5/15/03.]-Necia Parker-Gibson, Univ. of Arkansas Libs., Fayetteville

      Copyright 2003 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

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